How do I get myself into these situations?

I'm going to Twilight: Eclipse tonight.  I wouldn't go because I have work and it costs money and I have PRINCIPLES, but there's a whole group of people going who are going to make it totally awesome.  We're going to have an amazing Parody!Edward and Parody!Jacob and several Parody!Fangirls.  To let you all know that I'm still pure of heart, here is the Buffy vs. Edward video that made Twilight even more hilarious.

P.S.  I learned from my friend who was drawing Jacob abs on another friend that apparently you can blend Sharpie on skin.  *The More You Know*