WANTED
FOR STALKING ME AND RIGGING CARD GAMES
Seriously, I don't care if you're the queen. I don't care if you love me above all other people who play Hearts. You do NOT get to appear in my hands every single round like a sugar-high attention-seeking rabbit popping out of a magician's hat every five seconds whether it's wanted or not, disrupting the show and taking the magic out of the act. YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE. Don't make me take out a restraining order on you. It would hurt me more than it hurt you because I like being able to play card games with my friends. It's kind of what I do. But you are making it very hard on me, Your Majesty. So go pester someone else for a while. Oh, and go talk to the King of Hearts about how he's feeling. I'm a bit worried about that sword in his head.
(I think I've played a few too many card games tonight)
Image taken from http://www.madore.org/~david/images/cards/english/queen-spades.png
TropeGirl, you and I need to play Hearts some time.
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