- "They had to amputate them both at the ankles," Tom said defeatedly.
- "Who discovered radium?" asked Marie curiously..
- "Who put the moss in the bog again?" asked Tom repeatedly.
- "A word that contains all five vowels? And I suppose you want those vowels to appear in alphabetical order?" asked Tom facetiously.
- "The robber is coming down the stairs", Tom said condescendingly.
- "Nnnn", Tom murmured forensically.
So, as you've probably gleaned, Tom Swifties are a specific type of pun in which someone says a sentence and the sentence is described with a pun. They were originally inspired by the Tom Swift books in which no one ever just said anything, they always spoke with an descriptive flair.
Anyway, a few summers back my friends introduced me to Tom Swifties while we were on a trip together. They quickly regretted this decision. Here's some of what was produced then*:
Anyway, a few summers back my friends introduced me to Tom Swifties while we were on a trip together. They quickly regretted this decision. Here's some of what was produced then*:
“Stop throwing trash out of your car,” the cop said literally, and Tom refused.
-Me, Nia, and one other
-Me, Nia, and one other
“Man overboard!” Tom said swimmingly.
-Me
-Me
“Your toupee fell off,” Tom said baldly.
-Me
-Me
“I’m all for cow rights,” Tom said provocatively. [This is my favorite. Hint: Spanish is required.]
-Me
-Me
“I fail,” Tom said saucily. [This one expects that "failsauce" is part of your vocabulary. If it isn't already, make it so.]
-Dreamwaffles
-Dreamwaffles
“I have the queen of spades,” Tom said heartily.
-Dreamwaffles
-Dreamwaffles
“I’ve tried every way to get to sleep,” Tom said sheepishly.
-Me
-Me
“I’ve cleared the lawn of leaves,” Tom said rakishly.
-Me
-Me
“I’m tired of digging,” Tom said trenchantly.
-Dreamwaffles
-Dreamwaffles
“Ms. Little’s here,” Tom said in a small voice.
-Me and Nia
-Me and Nia
“What’s the antiderivative of sec2?” Tom said tangentially.
-Me
-Me
“I’m menstruating,” Tina said periodically.
-Me
-Me
“I have a turtle,” Tom said awkwardly.
-Dreamwaffles
-Dreamwaffles
“That brush hit me really hard,” Trope Girl said bruisingly.
-Dreamwaffles
-Dreamwaffles
“I’ve lost my flashlight,” Tom said darkly.
-Me
-Me
“I’m a believer,” Tom said faithfully.
-Me
-Me
“Hi!” Tom said loftily.
-Dreamwaffles and/or me
-Dreamwaffles and/or me
“Put some more hemlock in the pot,” Tom said deadpan.
- U-dawg
- U-dawg
“I love semaphore!” Tom said unflaggingly.
-Me
-Me
*Credit to Dreamwaffles for transcribing these.
If you want to know more about Tom Swifties, you can visit the Wikipedia page. For a more fun use of your time, read Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie by David Lubar, a very funny book about a high school student which includes many well-done Tom Swifties.
["I don't know how to end this blog post," Trope Girl said terminally.]
Note: yes, the font and format went a little screwy, but I don't know how to fix it without a lot of work.
Oooh. Cool! - Chillin' McVillain said icily? :D
ReplyDelete"LULZ" Callie Bee said lulzily.
ReplyDeleteI love you so much.
ReplyDelete-dreamwaffles
Alas...I fear it is genetic.
ReplyDelete-TWAIO